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Post by Max452 on Sept 9, 2009 16:51:04 GMT -5
Music theme cues and audience claps!
Max smiles and waves as the camera zooms over the stage, which is now remodeled and their are some security guards off to the side. Max is sitting in between Tyr and Einar, and Selene is sitting off to the right, next to Einar, but seems to have a scowling expression on.
Max: Hello! and welcome back to Q&A with Max!
Einar: and Einar!
Tyr: and Tyr!
Max: Well, forgive the long absence, but ever since our last show...well...a riot broke out and the studio somehow managed to burn down! but anyways! we're all back!!!
Einar: Yup! and today, our special guest star is Blodgharm and Kaylayn!
Tyr: Give them all a round of applause!
Audience applauds.
Max turns to face Blod and Kaylayn.
Max: So boys, I'm sure most of our audience is wondering where you come up with your characters? What's your inspiration?
Einar: Yes, and I was wondering, Kaylayn, what's it like to play an insane character? Does it become tiring?
Tyr: Are you kidding? I'll want to play a crazy man! I mean, no rules and you can be completely spontaneous!
Max: Not to mention shirtless?
Audience laughs.
Tyr: Of course, that's all you're concerned, about isn't Max?
Max blushes: No. I was just stating the obvious, besides, I'm not the one who's the flirt.
Max glances at Selene, who's scowling only deepened.
Selene: Why am I here?!
Max whispers: community service!
Selene: I didn't do anything wrong!
Max: You burned my studio down! Of course you did something wrong! So, as penance, you're going to be a good lil hostess.
Selene: This is lame!!
Selene groans and absentmindely scratches her ankle, where a small black box with a green light is strapped around.
Selene: This is ridiculous...I don't need to have this stupid tracker...
Max glowers at Selene: You wouldn't have, if no thanks to me! You're lucky I got the judge to put you under house arrest and the community service at the studio!
Selene just puts her fingers and thumb together in a "blah-blah-blah" gesture.
Einar: Uh, guys, we're still filming...
Max: Oh! Right, sorry about that, so anyways, Blodgharm...Kaylayn...
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Post by elvenmaiden3 on Sept 9, 2009 18:11:47 GMT -5
occ- is this for anyone to join? or not, i dont care if its not, its fun enough to read it! lol
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Post by Max452 on Sept 9, 2009 18:31:29 GMT -5
OOC: Anyone can join in! As the other interviews show, but of course, I have a main guest that I talk to, but random things can happen. We don't follow the Inheritance time zone either, like this is set in the present. I'm pretty much interviewing the actors that play the characters we create. lol. does that make sense? lol well, doesn't really matter. This is all in good fun and i'm glad u find it funny! its more hilarious if you know how the characters act in the real threads too, so like i said before, check out the character profiles. lol but yeah, hope in if you want to!
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Post by elvenmaiden3 on Sept 9, 2009 18:37:55 GMT -5
occ- ya it makes sense! its REALLY funny, and ive read some of the treads, so i think im getting used to some of the characters. lol
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Post by Tismri on Sept 9, 2009 21:27:22 GMT -5
OOC: yeah, the character on here act nothing like the actual characters. Like Tyr...he's dead, Jim. Dead as a doornail. Dead as a drowned stick of wood. Dead as...well, you get the picture. lol
(Marola timidly peers onto the set, glancing around. She finally looks decent enough to be on camera, due to lots of preparation beforehand.) Marola: Psst! Max! Can I hide on set? Tenel Ka thinks we forgot her birthday and she's raging mad. She's about ready to murder somebody! (Gets on the set and sits in the middle of the audiance. Gets a few dozen requests of autographs.)
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Post by blodhgarm on Sept 9, 2009 21:46:31 GMT -5
occ: My turn!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Blod: *Smiling widely as he looks around* I just got to say its good to be here. I've noticed how popular these interviews were and it was hard to stop my characters from barging in but now we're free.
Kaylayn:*swaying in his chair as he pops pill after pill into his mouth* Free, free, free, free.
Blod: *looks nervously from Kaylayn to Max and everyone else* Well Max since you asked the first question I'll see what answers I got. I'm pretty sure Hiei, who will be here shortly, was my first crazy evil character but Kaylayn was the easiest. I just wanted a character that broke traditonal boundaries. Kaylayn came so I could be random but also bring in an element of power due to his age.
Kaylayns: PILLS!!!!* Kalayn jumps from his chair and throws his empty pill bottle at the audience.
Blod turns to Tyr: Now I think that answers your question. You see all this choas and weirdness I planted in his life has made him a little insane so that he actually looks like Kaylayn all the time and those pills are the only thing keeping him somewhat stable. So my advice is send someone to get some more.
Kaylayn whispers: I am not crazy, I am not crazy, I am not crazy, I am different. Yes, yes I am different.
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Post by Tismri on Sept 9, 2009 21:56:03 GMT -5
(Marola stares at Kaylayn muttering to himself and shakes her head.) Marola: Would bringing Tismri here help him any? I could text her and see if she's free.
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Post by Max452 on Sept 9, 2009 22:41:23 GMT -5
Max: Well, I'm glad you wanted to come on! I'm excited to learn what insights you bring to your writing and characters...
Max tries to listen to Blod, but Kaylayn's pill popping makes her nervous. Einar nods along, intrigued, obviously use to or ignoring Kaylayn's behavior.
Tyr: Wow, that's intense...
Max: I'll get someone to get more pills for him...I know what he can become if he doesn't have some...
Max whispers into her radio.
Selene: Yo, Marola.
Selene gives a nod at Marola as she enters and sits in the audience.
Tyr: Is she still mad about that? It wasn't our fault that the party didn't happen...I mean...we were more preoccupied with evacuating the studio and stopping a fire that...(Glares at Selene) someone...started.
Selene looks around innocently.
Einar: Anyways...
Einar speaks over Tyr so they could get back to the interview.
Einar: Well, Blod, it looks like being one of your characters are pretty demanding.
Max: Which makes them widely entertaining and intriguing. No doubt you broke the boundaries you've intended...now, I have another question before we open up to the panel. Care to share any details on future plots and projects for Kaylayn and the others?
Tyr: What she means is, are there going to be any more Tismri/Kaylayn threads?
Max:Speaking of which, Marola, I think you might what to text Tismri now. Tell her Tyr will make her a big chocolate brownie!!!
Tyr:What?
Einar: OOO....can I get in on that too? I love brownies!
Max: Sure! Tyr will make everyone a chocolate brownie! How does that sound, everyone!?
Max smiles at the audience as Tyr's jaw drops.
Tyr: What?! You can't just offer my services like that!
Selene: Apparently she just did...apparently she can do that to us.
Max: Of course...you all signed a contract, and as for YOU! *points specifically at Selene* You're under my guardianship until you pay for the damages you did for my last studio.
Selene: Are you still mad about that?!
Einar and Tyr: YES!
Selene sighs and sits back into her chair and mutters: I just didn't want Jatel reading my diary....
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Post by Tismri on Sept 10, 2009 12:49:11 GMT -5
(Marola shrugs at Tyr's question about Tenel Ka.) Marola: She's just mad because we promised her a birthday party with her favorite kind of cake and her favorite game. (shakes head) Honestly, I'd figure she'd get too old for spin the bottle. Of course, I'm not going to say a thing about three certain females we all know. (looks pointedly at Selene, making her take all the burnt for the crimes she shared with Arya and Tara on the last show.) I don't think that song is going to leave my head for the next month...(pulls out her cell phone and texts Tismri) "Hey, get over 2 the studio! Bring Kaylayn's tic tacs. Tyr's gonna make brownies!
(Off stage, the sound of a tornado in the middle of a hurricane is heard. Over the noice, Tenel Ka screams) Tenel Ka: WHERE ARE THEY?!!!! I KNOW THEY'RE HIDING FROM ME! (comes on set, spots Tyr.) YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PROMISED ME A CHOCOLATE CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY! WHERE IS IT?!!!
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Post by blodhgarm on Sept 10, 2009 18:38:24 GMT -5
occ: lol Kaylayn sounds like a drug addict.
Blod: Yeah intense is a good word. They all kind of resent me in some way as they have to find a way to deal with the hell I through on them. Like Winter tried to gut me the other day for burning his leg with tar but since he was limping I walked away. *Laughs* Foolish little albino.
Kaylayn sits up straight for the first time and looks around interested: Tismri? Mritis?Irmsit? Smriti?
Blod: *scratches his head and looks at Kaylayn* He loves doing that. Now thats about all I can give you on my Tismri thread ideas but if you want other info I'll be happy to share. Like I'm actually thinking of turning Kaylayn sane for a little bit, erasing his memory, and/ or killing him but if he stays dead no one knows.
Kalayn: Die!Die! Die!
Hiei is standing at the top of the audience's seat's humming Don't Stop Believing and wearing shorts and a white T. A yellow bandana is strapped around where his third eye is supposed to be and its flapping in imaginary wind.
Blod points to the small oriental man: Hey, there's Hiei! I think he can help draw attention away from Tismri and Kaylayn. *stands up and walks to Kaylayn and starts petting his long fuzzy hair.* Hiei come on down!
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Post by Tismri on Sept 15, 2009 16:26:48 GMT -5
(Marola glances as Hiei appears out of nowhere, then gets back to texting. Suddenly, an audience member taps her shoulder.) AM: (whispers) Hey, Marola! Any hints about what's going to happen in Yin and Yang?
Marola: No.
AM: Do you have a crush on Marcus? Are you going to marry him?
Marola: I am not answering any questions about the future of my character.
AM: Oh please! Just one hint!
Marola: NO! NOW SHUT UP!!! (Tenel Ka notices Marola)
Tenel Ka: YOU!!!!! (starts to charge. Then, from somewhere in the studio, the phone rings. Tenel Ka and Marola looked at each other for an instant.)
Tenel Ka, Marola, Diana, Jeriah, and Thursdell: I'LL GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (There is a sudden mad dash as they all try to find the phone and answer it. Marola leaps over the audience and in front of Tenel Ka, who grabs her legs and tackles her. The rest of the girls burst on set. Jeriah trips over Einar's chair, Diana climbs over Tyr, Thursdell knocks over a camera. The phone still rings.)
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Post by Backabuth on Sept 15, 2009 20:42:37 GMT -5
(Jatel sits in the audience.)
Jatel: Hmm...I wonder who's calling in the middle of a show.
(Oblivious of the girls tackling each other, he steps over them and answers the phone.)
Jatel: Hello?
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Post by Tismri on Sept 15, 2009 21:16:15 GMT -5
(The girls all hear the word, "hello" and look in that direction.)
All girls: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAID I'LL GET IT! I'LL GET IT!!!!! (all pile on Jatel to wring the phone from him.)
(Meanwhile, Tismri arrives. There is a pair of drumsticks in her back pocket, and she's wearing a Skillet t-shirt.) Tismri: Hey, all. Kaylayn, I got more pills for you. (tosses him an orange prescription bottle filled with white pill-looking things.)
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Post by blodhgarm on Sept 16, 2009 18:44:25 GMT -5
Kaylayn: Forgetting his insanity for a moment Kaylayn snapped out of his trembling and caught the pill bottle as it reached him. Before pooping it open he spared Tismri a smile. "Thank you." That done he pooped open a cap and let the white pills flow down his thraot and soon his body stopped shaking and he gained composure.
Blod yells" Okay everyone he is alright!
Hiei: Nods to his creator and then walks down the isles shying away from all the hands trying to grab him. Giving a shriek as someone grabs his bandana he runs down the stairs bumping itno Blod.
Blod: He really doesn't like people like people touching his bandana.
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Post by Tismri on Sept 16, 2009 21:19:27 GMT -5
(Firestar glances over at the people trying to touch Hiei) Firestar: So wait...it here really something he's hiding under his bandana, or is he just always in character, or is he just afraid that someone will steal his favorite bandana?
(Tismri walks over to the females piled on Jatel and tries to drag them off.) Tismri: C'mon, guys! Practice is in fifteen minutes. Slaton's going to be mad if you're late.
Marola: Wait, we're practicing today? Ack! Where's my guitar?! Is it in my trailer?! (Marola untangles herself from the pile, dashes across the set, leaps over blod *slightly banging him in the head with her foot*, and leaves for her trailer.)
(Jeriah, Tenel Ka, and Diana all glare up at Tismri.)
Jeriah: We're still trying to answer the phone. Can't you give Slaton some excuse? Like, we're all guests on Max's show?
Tismri: No. He's worked hard, he's paid for all the insturments, and all he asked was that we make some free time. Cut the newbie some slack.
Tenel Ka: He didn't pay anything for me. We're using the mikes that were already on set, and since I don't play anything...
Diana: All I do is mix sounds together. I don't play anything.
Tismri: (eyes rolling) You're not getting the point! Just get over there ASAP. (pulls out a drumstick and threatens to hit someone.)
Jeriah: Yikes! Killer drummer on the loose!! (girls all try to get up together, though it's rather difficult since they're all tangled. Tismri whacks Diana's arm and they all finally get up.)
Tenel Ka: Okay, we're going we're going! Enough with the hitting already! (All run out, bustling over Einar, Tyr, Max, Blod, and Kaylayn on the way. Thursdell is the only one left, besides Tismri. Thursdell stares and Jatel and yanks the phone from his hand.)
Thursdell: Hello, Max's studio, this is Thursdell, how may I help you?...Uh huh....uh huh...yyeeeeaaaaahhhh...really? Like, OMG! Well, thanks for calling! And by the way, I am really lucky to not be one of Firestar's Dragon Riders, or else I would have been suckered into being in a stupid band. Buh bye!" (Hangs up the phone.)
(Tismri shakes her head at the insanity.) Tismri: Now I know why I've never been on these shows before...Hey, Blod, just text me if Kaylayn needs more pills. (Smiles at a secret only known to herself and a very few others: the pills are just mint tic tacs!) I may not be able to answer at first, though, because I'll be busy banging on a drum set.
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