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Post by ✧♏arie✧ on Aug 28, 2011 16:43:01 GMT -5
If you have a funny way of getting kicked out of walmart post it here!
Way 1:
Hide in the clothing racks and say "Pick me, pick me!"
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Post by squishy on Sept 9, 2011 19:39:40 GMT -5
Way 2:
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
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Post by ✧♏arie✧ on Sept 10, 2011 8:21:42 GMT -5
lol
Way 3: hit someone in the head with a frying pan and run around screaming "POTATO!"
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Post by squishy on Sept 10, 2011 13:03:50 GMT -5
Hahahahaha
Way 4:Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
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Post by ✧♏arie✧ on Sept 11, 2011 9:56:17 GMT -5
Way 5: Go up to a cashier and demand that he tell you what "Mluuurg!" means.
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Post by kane on Sept 21, 2011 18:30:55 GMT -5
6: Attempt to read as many children's books when possible. When they ask you if your going to buy something, tell repeat the last line you read until they become frustrated.
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Post by ✧♏arie✧ on Sept 22, 2011 16:02:43 GMT -5
7: Sit on the little moving thingy at the check-out counter and say "BUY ME." as loudly as you can.
8: Throw one of the store items over the self and yell "FAIL" at the item.
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Post by kane on Sept 22, 2011 16:22:02 GMT -5
9: Color in all the coloring books.
10: Eat all the chocolate.
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Post by ✧♏arie✧ on Sept 22, 2011 16:33:16 GMT -5
Open all the meats, put them on the ground, and jump in!
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Post by kane on Sept 23, 2011 6:21:11 GMT -5
12: Stay as long as possible, watching the TV's.
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Post by ✧♏arie✧ on Sept 23, 2011 16:01:23 GMT -5
13: Give boxes of band-aids to little kids that you dont know. Say "Be safe" then walk away.
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Post by kane on Sept 23, 2011 17:54:28 GMT -5
14: When they ask you to "come with them," scream "I NEED AN ADULT!"
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Post by ✧♏arie✧ on Sept 26, 2011 15:58:31 GMT -5
15: Put on all the underwear you can so it looks like a diaper. Then go around acting like a baby.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2013 16:03:20 GMT -5
this is too funny not to reply to
16. Ride the bikes up and down the aisles, yelling "Wheeeeee!"
17. Slingshot thongs at customers
18. Chase random little kids around wearing the creepiest face covering (helmet or mask) you could find
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Post by ✧♏arie✧ on Nov 27, 2013 12:15:48 GMT -5
lol this is an old thread
19: Imitate the characters/people you see in one of the stores tv or video games screens, and stand behind someone playing on a video game thingy in the store imitating some things happening in the game.
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