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Post by Max452 on Aug 24, 2009 15:01:57 GMT -5
Theme music plays and applause is heard.
Max: Thank you, thank you! Welcome back to the show!
Einar, who is dressed in an Armani suit (open white collar shirt): Hello, all!
Tyr, who is dressed in a sport jacket and jeans: Yo!
Max: As you all noticed, Einar and Tyr are here! Back by popular demand (and the fact that the producers thought they were funny!) as my co-hosts!
Applause!
Max: So, today's show we will be interviewing the one and only Backabuth and Cara!
Einar: Awesome
Tyr: Sweet!
Max: As always, we'll ask our guests some few questions and then we'll lead an open discussion for the rest of the period! So, without further ado! Backabuth and Cara!!!
Everyone turns to the side of the set where the guests enter from. Einar and Tyr stand up, while they clap their hands, in respect for the guests.
LOUD APPLAUSE!
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Post by blodhgarm on Aug 24, 2009 21:21:13 GMT -5
So Cara how do you feel being set up with Dove without much choice in the matter?
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Post by Tismri on Aug 24, 2009 21:45:30 GMT -5
Hey! I haven't said they've been set up! Dove can like her without having to date her, can't he?
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Post by Max452 on Aug 25, 2009 14:17:09 GMT -5
As everyone is still clapping and staring at the guest's entrance, Max speaks.
Max: Whoa, whoa, fellas! We haven't even began...and...ummm
Tyr and Einar are suddenly self conscience of standing up clapping when Backa and Cara are still not entering.
Max announces again: Umm, Backa and Cara!
Max touches hear right ear briefly.
Max: Oh, well, it appears those two are a little late...so...in the meantime....
Tyr and Einar sit back down.
Tyr: LET'S TALK ABOUT EINAR!
Einar: WHAT?!?!!
Max: oooo good choice! Hey, Einar! What's this I hear of a girlfriend?
Einar: WHAT?!?!
Max holds up a tabloid, where Einar is at dinner with a woman who's being blocked by a plant: Who's this mystery woman, eh?
Einar: WHAT??! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?!
Tyr starts laughing.
Max: Come on! Who is she!?
Tyr in a sing-song voice: Einar has a girlfriend!
Einar: What?! No I don't!
Max starts laughing.
Tyr takes the tabloid and looks at it closely: You know...I think I know her.... *tilts the magazine for a better look*
Einar snatches the tabloid away: I don't know what you're talking about. This isn't real! *He starts ripping at it enthusiastically.
Max is still laughing and Tyr joins in as Einar turns red.
Einar: Can we please talk about something else.
Tyr: Why? Talking about you is fun! Max! Look! He's still blushing!
Max laughs
Einar: NO I AM NOT!
Max laughs harder and holds up a copy of the tabloid.
Einar: ACK!? Where'd you get that one!?
Max: I have tons of copies! And as a gift! I'm giving an audience member each a copy!!! Check under your seats, everyone!
Einar sighs and tries to sit still.
Max: Now, no one say that I never gave the audience anything! hahaha!
Tyr laughs too, and Einar sulks silently.
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Post by Tismri on Aug 25, 2009 15:19:50 GMT -5
*shoves hand under seat and pulls out a copy of tabloid* Ooo!!! Einar? Who is it? Looks like she has...blonde hair? Hey! Is that Vana?!!
*offstage, Marola's voice is heard: Tyr? Where did you say you put that chocolate cake for Tenel Ka's birthday?
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Post by Backabuth on Aug 25, 2009 17:36:45 GMT -5
Cara pushes Backabuth as they have an argument.
Backabuth: Wait a second...I think they called us out..."
Cara fixes her messed up hair, scowls at Backabuth, then steps out onto the stage, laughing and waving. Backabuth walks out behind her, faintly smiling, but walks over to her seat quickly, pulling Cara along. Once they take their seat, Backabuth sighs and Cara laughs nervously.
Backabuth: Hi guys! And thanks for inviting us to the show!
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Post by Max452 on Aug 25, 2009 17:52:33 GMT -5
Einar fumes in his chair with embarrassment at Jeriah's comment. Einar: I will not confirm or deny anything because there isn't anything to confirm or deny on!
Max: Such a party pooper!
Tyr turns his head and hears Marola: Oy! I left it on the table with Stigandr.
Tyr freezes, realizing what he said: WITH STIGANDR! ACK!
Tyr quickly rushes off stage as Backabuth and Cara come on.
Tyr: STIGANDR I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
Max gives a nervous smile, but brightens when Backabuth and Cara come on.
Max: Backa! Cara! Thanks for coming!!! We were just having some fun while we were waiting. Apparently Einar has a secret girlfriend.
Einar mumbles: I do not. Can we get this show started.
Max: Fine fine, but don't think you're off the hook.
Max turns to look at Backabuth and Cara: So let's get started! We already have some questions given by our audience members, but we'll get to that in a second, first of all, I want to welcome Cara! As she is one of our newest members to the Inheritance Cycle world.
Einar: Yes, welcome. Backabuth, I was wondering, what inspired you towards the creation of Cara and the pirate world?
Max nods head: Yes, I was wondering about that.
Backstage, Tyr's voice can be heard: STIGANDR! It took me all night to make that cake!
Stigandr: It looked delicious...and you should have known better than to put that next to me...
Tyr: You said you were on a diet!
Stigandr: Aye...I said I was...but my diet is on meat! Not on dessert!
Tyr groans loudly: Now what are we going to do!?
Stigandr: I left her some....
Tyr: A CRUMB?!! YOU CALL THAT A PIECE!?!?
Stigandr: I never specified....
Max blinks, trying to pretend that she heard nothing backstage.
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Post by Backabuth on Aug 25, 2009 18:09:15 GMT -5
Backabuth: Well, I was watching Pirates of the Caribbean and Elizabeth Swann amazed me. I love the way she did things and I thought, "Hey, I could make a character just like that!" So...yeah.
Cara sits there, looking bored out of her mind.
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Post by Max452 on Aug 25, 2009 18:23:28 GMT -5
Max nods head: I thought as much.
Max turns to Cara: So Cara, what's your favorite part of your character?
Einar: To tie in with that, what's your favorite scenes to play. I know you've just gotten a little screen time, but what'd you like so far?
Max: Oh! and Backa, what do you have planned for our young pirate heroine?
Einar: Yes? What do you have planned? Apparently, some of our audience members believe that Cara and Dove should get together. What do you think?
Max: Right, like blod asks: So Cara how do you feel being set up with Dove without much choice in the matter?
Einar: easy, Max, we're bombarding them with so many questions at once.
Max: Are we? So sorry, but can't help it. hehe
Backstage:
Tyr: THIS IS THE LAST TIME! YOU OWE ME A NEW CAKE! WITH SPRINKLES ON TOP!!!!
Stigandr: I owe no such thing!!! It was your own fault!!!
Tyr: LIZARD!
Stigandr gasps: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Tyr: I WILL NOT! LIZARD! WITH WINGS!
Stigandr: I WILL NOT STAND HERE AND BE INSULTED! TAKE THIS!!! ROARRR!!!!
Tyr: ACK!
Smoke alarms beep in the back.
Max: Oh dear....
Einar: Do we have to evacuate?
Max: Nonsense. The backstage crew will handle it.
Stigandr: I"LL BE IN MY TRAILER!!!!
Tyr: Yeah! RUN AND HIDE LIZARD BREATH!
Inaudible and incoherent yelling is heard by a large amount of people.
Max: Thank goodness I have insurance...
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Post by Tismri on Aug 25, 2009 21:10:03 GMT -5
(Marola walks backwards onto the set to get away from Tyr and Stigandr. She's wearing slightly better clothes than last time, but her hair's still in a ponytail and she's still wearing the faulty flip flops. As Stigandr roars, she falls backwards, breaking her flip flop again.)
Marola: (picking up her flip flop, fixing it, and muttering to herself) Sheesh, their arguments could peel paint off the walls. I only hope Tyr can get a new cake made, or Tenel Ka will be furious. She has one of the nastiest tempers...(realizes she's wandered on set) Not again! (dives down in an attempt to dodge the cameras and tries to make her hair look decent. She eventually pops back up) Hi, everyone. (laughs nervously)
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Post by blodhgarm on Aug 27, 2009 22:03:16 GMT -5
So Cara why so gloomy?
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Post by Backabuth on Aug 27, 2009 22:26:08 GMT -5
(Backabuth picks at corn in her teeth while Cara blushes when talking about Dove.)
Cara: Well, to start off, I think playing Cara Swann has been the best part I've ever played for anything. She's so spunky and doesn't care what people think of her. She's attractive and confident and everything a girl would want in themselves. I have no specifics about her that I like because I just love everything about her!
(Cara pauses dramatically, flashing a smile in Einar's direction. Backabuth gets up and starts dancing to the Phantom of the Opera music.)
Cara: So far, I have controlled the ship and have almost entered a battle scene. But I'm awaiting the romance scenes.
(Cara stares off dreamily into space while Backabuth runs into Marola while dancing.)
Backabuth: Oops, sorry.
Cara: Anyways. What do I have planned for my character? Well-
Backabuth: Actually, she's not allowed to talk about it. (Smiles) Just stay tuned in! (Continues dancing)
(Cara glares at Backabuth as she continues dancing, then smiles again at Max and Einar, wondering when Tyr would come back in. Suddenly Cara blushes when she realizes what the next questions are.)
Cara: Um, right, about Dove. We're not really allowed to talk about anythi-
Backabuth: (Stops dancing and butts in) 'Scuse me. Actually, they can talk all they want about all of it. All that they know anyway. Horton should be coming around to join Cara in this discussions soon...Hmmm...(Smiles, backs away, and continues to dance)
Cara: (Glares at Backabuth, then crosses arms) Yeah, erm, yeah.
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Post by Max452 on Aug 27, 2009 22:51:08 GMT -5
Max and Einar stare as Marola wanders onto set...again.
Max: Mar- oy...too late... (*Max tries to warn Marola about the cameras, but Marola takes a dive...again)
Einar: You really need to get new ones...
Max nods along to Cara.
Einar clears his throat when Cara smiles at him.
Max blinks, astounded that the Phantom of the Opera starts. Max: Where did that music come from....
Einar shrugs and gets back to the interview.
Max: Um...backa! (Max tries to warn Backabuth about Marola...but too late)
Einar: Really? Horton is coming in today?
Max: Oo that would be exciting! (Tries to ignore the music, but its getting on her nerves)
Tyr walks in, his jeans scorched on the sides and his hair ruffled. He chuckles. "Sorry about that guys...had to deal with a lizard..."
Einar raises an eyebrow: You didn't do anything to hurt his feelings did you? Every time you guys get in a fight, I have to hear about it at work!
Tyr: I didn't do anything. Hey, Cara. Hey Backa. Oh! Marola...I was wondering where you went off to...I managed to order in a cake...so...Tenal Ka shouldn't be too upset...
Max still wonders where the music was coming from:SELENE! ARE YOU MESSING WITH THE DJ AGAIN!
Selene: What?! No! How can you say that!?
Camera zooms to the back, where Selene is clearly flirting with the DJ and putting on music while he was distracted.
DJ blushes.
Max fumes. Max: Selene....
Selene: Ok, ok...I'm going backstage....
Max narrows her eyes as she watches Selene go off.
Max: Sorry about that folks..
Einar: Um, so...I think that ends our discussion...so...let's open it to the audience.
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Post by Tismri on Aug 28, 2009 12:17:44 GMT -5
(Marola rolls her eyes at Einar) Marola: Yeah, but it's not like I have time to stop down at Wal-Mart and buy some. When I'm not acting, I'm helping with the set. When I'm not helping with the set, everyone comes to me and asks me to plan social events. When I'm not planning, someone randomly calls me to help with costume or make-up.
Diana (O.S.): Marola! My hair is not cooperating and Jake is busy! (Marola throws her hands up in the air, making a frustrated growl) Marola: WE NEED MORE STAFF!!!!!!! (storms off set.)
OOC: I'm unsure what to call myself without getting mixed up with my characters...*thinks for a minute* I guess for now I'll just go by Firestar. Maybe I should change my username to that to avoid confusion. lol
(Firestar's cellphone rings) Firestar: Yo? Wait, Horton, where are you...? WHAT?! How can you get lost?!...No, no, we're at the set, it's not in another studio...Okay, just drive back to the set. Go to the trailers. We're at that big building...No, no, the other one, the one painted lime green...I don't know why it's that color, it just is! Now get over here! (snaps cellphone shut, then looks up apologetically.) Horton is going to be a little late.
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Post by Backabuth on Aug 30, 2009 0:17:46 GMT -5
(Cara sits straight up in her chair.)
Cara: Horton? Where?
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