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Post by Max452 on Aug 30, 2009 0:31:22 GMT -5
Max sighs at Marola, rolling her eyes as the woman complained about the lack of staff.
Max yells at Marola as she runs off set: This is low budget for a reason! I don't hear you complaining about your bonus!!!
Einar: Um, I don't think we should be saying that on camera...
Tyr's phone vibrates: Oh! the cake is here!
Max: Didn't I say to turn off your phone?
Tyr: Huh? What?
Tyr ignores Max and her glares and rushes off the set.
Max yells after Tyr: We're in a middle of an interview!! And we're almost out of time!!!
Max groans when Firestar answers her phone. She groans even louder when she hears that Horton is lost.
Einar: I guess those signs didn't work...
Max: The signs work fine! I bet I know who's messing with them.
Max produces a radio with an annoyed look. Max: TRISTAN! STOP MESSING WITH THE SIGNS!
Radio static.
Tristan: I didn't play with them!
Static.
Max: Then why is Horton lost?!
Static.
Tristan: How should I know? Oy, hey, Selene! You know who's messing with the signs...hey! what's that behind your back!?
Static.
Tristan: Selene!
Selene: What!? I thought it would be fun!
Tristan: Max is going to kill me!!!
Selene: Pfft! What she going to do...Tristan...is that radio on??
Static.
Max: SELENE!!! YOU ARE LUCKY THAT YOU'RE ONE OF MY CHARACTERS!!! NOW PUT THOSE SIGNS BACK!!!
Static.
Selene: Fine...fine...no sense of humor...
Max slams the radio back behind her and then realizes she was on air. Max: Crap.
Einar: Yeah....
Einar tries to give a smile at the audience and turns towards Cara.
Suddenly a loud feedback is heard. Einar and Max cover their ears.
Selene's voice goes on the intercom. Selene: Cara and Horton sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Selene continues to sing the song, while Max tries to figure out how Selene got into the intercoms.
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Post by Backabuth on Aug 30, 2009 1:31:33 GMT -5
(Cara blushes, then gets mad.)
Cara: SELENE! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!
(Cara starts to run towards the set doors, but is stopped by a dancing Backabuth.)
Backabuth: You can't leave! You're under contract!
Cara: Wait...that's what I signed at the door?
Backabuth: What else would you have signed? The deed to a donut shop?
Cara: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS!
(Cara chases Backabuth around the set, hands in a choking position, while Backabuth sings "Music of the Night.")
Backabuth: Listen to the music offff the nightttttttt-
Cara: SHUT UP!
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Post by Max452 on Aug 30, 2009 13:42:43 GMT -5
Selene: First comes love then comes marriage! Then comes a baby in a baby carriage! AHAHHAHA!
Selene begins to sing again, but this time, she accompanied by Arya and Tara, who decide that making it into a round would be more fun!
Max jumps up right when Cara does, trying to figure out which room Selene is broadcasting from. Max takes out her radio and begins to shout into it, but her voice is drowned out by Selene, Arya, and Tara.
Einar just sighs. Einar: I should have asked for a bigger trailer for doing this...
Einar watched as Cara chases Backabuth around the set. Einar: I wonder if our ratings will go down...
Tyr comes back in, announcing the arrival of the cake. His jaw drops as he sees the whole place in hysterics. Tyr: Umm...I guess I'll come back later, shall I?
Tyr eases out of the set slowly, protecting the cake.
Selene: Hortan and Cara!
Arya: Sitting in a tree!
Tara: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Max: I don't care if you have to break into the room! Just get them to stop!!!
Static.
Faolan: But they barricaded it...
Tristan: Maybe we could get Jatel over...
Faolan: Oh yeah...doesn't Selene have a HUGE crush on him?!
Tristan: Yup! He's the only one that can control that crazed prankster!
Static.
Max: THEN FIND JATEL AND GET THEM OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!
Static.
Faolan and Tristan: ALL RIGHT!
Tristan runs around the backstage screaming JATEL at the top of his lungs!
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Post by Backabuth on Aug 30, 2009 13:56:22 GMT -5
(Jatel sticks his head out of the bathroom.)
Jatel: Huh? Is somebody looking for me? I was just doing my hair...
(Cara stops chasing Backabuth when Selene, Arya, AND Tara start singing.)
Cara: ARGH! I AM GOING TO KILL ALL THREE OF YOU!!!
Backabuth: Actually, that would be illegal and then I'd have to fire you. So I'd advise you not to do that.
(Cara glares at Backabuth.)
Cara: I DON'T CARE IF YOU FIRE ME! SOMEONE ELSE WILL HIRE ME! Right...?
*Silence*
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Post by Max452 on Aug 30, 2009 14:18:58 GMT -5
Backstage:
Tristan hears Jatel's voice and finds him at the bathroom.
Tristan: Jatel! Selene's at it again! This time, she's locked herself in Max's office with Arya and Tara! They're running a muck there! They're broadcasting over Max's show!!! You have to come quick!!!
Onstage:
Einar is pretending nothing is wrong, but picks up the tabloid from earlier and seems to be looking at the picture of him and the mystery woman. He sighs.
Selene: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Arya: First comes love!
Tara: Then comes marriage!
Selene: Then comes a baby
Selene, Arya, and Tara: IN A BABY'S CARRIAGE!!!
All three of them begin to laugh.
Max: I'll hire you if you help me maim them!!!
Max yells over to Cara, fuming at the intercoms.
Einar: Well...this was a good idea to film live...
Einar mused as he turned the page of the tabloid to the article that talked about him.
Arya: Einar and Gianna!
Selene: Sitting in a Tree!
Tara: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Einar stops flipping the tabloid and stares, horrorstruck at the intercoms.
Arya: First comes love.
Selene: Then comes marriage!
Tara: Then comes Vana in a mood for carnage!
The three girls laugh and Einar turns bright red and sinks into his chair.
They start off in a round again, but this time, sings about Einar and Cara.
Selene: Cara and Horton
Arya: Einar and Gianna!
Tara: All sitting in a tree!!!!
Max: YOU THREE ARE IN MAJOR TROUBLE!
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Post by Backabuth on Aug 30, 2009 14:27:15 GMT -5
(Cara stops and listens for a moment, then goes storming offstage yelling. Backabuth stops and listens as well.)
Backabuth: I don't think all four of them would fit in a tree...
Cara: SHUT UP, BACKABUTH!
(Backabuth stops dancing and begins dancing to Hello Seattle by Owl City.)
Backabuth: Hello Seattle, I am a mountaineer. In the hills and highlands-
Cara: SHUT UP!
Backabuth: She's been in a bad mood all week. I wonder if it's because Firestar and I haven't written any romance scenes for her and Horton yet...
Cara: SHUT UP!
(Jatel fixes his hair, then rushes out of the bathroom to Max's office.)
Jatel: Selene? Hey, what are you doing? Tara, don't you dare start singing again! NO! STOP IT! I DO NOT LIKE MAROLA! Selene? Can you come out here for a moment? Yes, that involves unlocking the door...
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Post by Trinn on Aug 30, 2009 14:34:29 GMT -5
Sitting at the back of the audience with her feet propped up on the chair in front of her, Vana watches the chaos in delight. In her hand is a forgotten LG slider, which she had been using to text Gianna of all the happenings. Hearing the trio pick up the song now with Einar and Gianna in mind, Vana's fingers fly across the keypad as she texts the latest.
Gianna's Response: OMG! No way! Poor Einar. ...
Vana chuckles as she texts another response, but pauses when she hears her name. Abonding the phone, she jumps to her feet and glares.
In an angry, pouty voice: That's not fair! I hate carnage! I'm a budhhist, remember!
Grumbles about people taking things literally.
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Post by Tismri on Aug 30, 2009 14:36:56 GMT -5
(Firestar stares at all the chaos going on and laughs hysterically) Firestar: I think we've all gone mad...but it's still fun.
(The door opens and Horton enters, glances at all the havoc, then instantly turns and tries to run out. Firestar sees him and tackles him) Firestar: Get back here, Horton! You have to do this!
Horton: Yeah? Who says? And did I ever mention that I hate my name? Makes me think I'm an elephant or something. (Firestar pays no attention, dragging him to his spot on the couch and grabbs a lapel mike from somewhere behind her back.)
Firestar: Put this on. I'm off to the sound booth. Maybe someone can put order in there. (Firestar disappears, and soon loud rock music is heard over all the madness on set, her voice singing along)
Let's get the story straight
You were a poison
You flooded through my veins
You left me broken
You tried to make me think
That the blame was all on me
With the pain you put me through
And now I know that it's not me it's you!
It's not me, it's you!
Always has been you!
All the lies and stupid things you say and do
It's you!
It's not me, it's you!
All the lies and pain you put me through
I know that it's not me it's you!
You!
You!
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Post by Max452 on Aug 30, 2009 14:43:57 GMT -5
Backstage:
The singing stops as Jatel is heard over the intercom, demanding Selene to open the door.
Selene: Now why would I want to open the door?
Arya: Because you want to see his pretty face.
Selene: WHAT!? I do not!
Tara: Yes you do! It says so in your diary!
Selene gasps! Selene: You didn't!!!!
Arya and Tara: We did!!!
Arya: Selene and Jatel!
Tara: Sitting in a tree!
Selene: STOP IT!
Arya and Tara scream with delight as Selene is screaming for them to stop. A ruckus is heard as Selene chases Arya and Tara around Max's room, singing about Selene and Jatel all the while.
Outside Max's door.
Tristan: Um, Jatel...
Faolan: I think its best if we just try to break down the door.
Tristan: It seems Selene is a bit occupied now.
On Stage:
Einar tries desperately to play off the trio's singing and is even further embarrassed when Vana shouts. Einar: Why me?!
Max: All right! That's it! I've had enough! VANA! CARA! I THINK ITS TIME TO BREAK DOWN THAT DOOR!!!
Max marches off the set and heads towards her office.
Einar stares as Max leaves.
Einar: Does that mean, I'm the host?
Max offstage: NO!
Einar stares at the audience...
Einar: Um...
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Post by Backabuth on Aug 30, 2009 14:47:59 GMT -5
(Cara rushes after Max.)
Cara: With pleasure!
(Jatel blushes as his name and Selene's is blasted over the intercom.)
Jatel: Um. Yeah. Okay.
(Jatel jumps at the door and then falls down with it.)
Jatel: Ow.
(Backabuth stops dancing and runs over to Horton.)
Backabuth: Horton! You're here! Now, let me just find Cara...All I have to do is go to the source of the screaming...
Cara: SHUT UP!
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Post by Trinn on Aug 30, 2009 14:51:58 GMT -5
Vana tucks her phone into a pocket and dashes down an aisle of the audience seats, taking the steps two at a time. On stage, she rushes past the disturbed Einar and follows after Max.
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Post by Max452 on Aug 30, 2009 14:58:58 GMT -5
Backstage:
Max: Those guys are dead! DEAD DEAD DEAD!
Max passes by Tyr, who is valiantly defending his cake from a hungry Stigandr.
Stigandr: Come on! Just one bite!
Tyr: That's all you need is one bite!
Stigandr: You're being ridiculous!
Max walks over to the elevator and holds the door for all those going up with her to the office.
Max's office:
Selene: Get back here!
Tara: No!
Arya: Especially if we have this!
Arya produces Selene's diary.
Selene pauses: You wouldn't.
Arya flips open a page and begins to read!: Today, Jatel said hi to me! I'm soooo excited that we're working together now! I'm annoyed that Max has only given me a few scenes with him so far. Its so funny that he's playing a cook. He has such a nice butt!
Selene screams.
Tara and Arya laugh.
They all stop when Jatel breaks down the door.
Selene: I think I'm going to die.
On Stage:
Einar looks at the audience blankly...
Einar: Um...so...sorry about that guys....umm....
Random audience member: So is it true that you and Gianna are going out!
Einar goes white. Max...I'm gonna kill you!!!
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Post by Backabuth on Aug 30, 2009 17:01:43 GMT -5
(Cara runs into elevator, hopping mad.)
Cara: I am going to kill them! And did you know Selene liked Jatel? I didn't. But he is cute, huh?
(Jatel looks up at Selene, Arya, and Tara and eyes Selene's diary. He can see in big letters, "I LOVE JATEL!" written on the page that's open.)
Jatel: Um. Am I interrupting something?
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Post by blodhgarm on Aug 30, 2009 18:51:55 GMT -5
WOW this is getting weird. Though I must say I had no idea who Horton was until it clicked that it was Dove in like the last five-six post.
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Post by Tismri on Aug 30, 2009 21:50:01 GMT -5
OOC: yeah, that's his real name, but the charact goes by Dove. He thinks Horton's a pretty sissy name. lol
Firestar turns off the Skillet music and turns up the intercom in Max's office, speaking into a handheld mike left in the sound booth.
Firestar: Let's see how Max is doing with breaking into her own office. Hey, Max, next time remember to lock your office door and confiscate all the keys.
(Horton tries to leave again.) Firestar: Horton Dove Buccaneer, get your booty back down on that couch! Or else I'll make a scene where you try to kiss Cara but end up accidentally kissing Nathan instead!
Horton: (turning pale) You wouldn't!
Firestar: Haven't you learned something from the majority of my characters? I don't make threats, I just state facts. (Horton sits back down and stays perfectly still.)
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