The Daemon and Tristan Show!

[Tismri]

*Daemon runs onto the set he's thrown together*
Welcome to the Daemon and Tristan show! I'm glad you'r tuning in. My partner in crime--er, my cohost, Tristan, should be here shortly. Hey, Tristan, if you're watching, I win!

[Max452]

*Tristan walks onto the stage and gives a weak smile at everyone.*

Whatever, I still claim that it'll sound better if my name was first! Anyways, so glad you guys are watching. We have a great show for you today! With many guests, pranks and much more!!! Now, Daemon...would you like to bring out our first guest? *glances at Daemon* You did remember to book them right?

[Tismri]

*Daemon stares at Tristan*
Wait...that's your job! As the one with the last name of the show, you're supposed to be the one who books the guests! *turns back to the camera* How about this, for the first show, we let the audience choose who the first guest is! *pulls out a big, colorful wheel with random names of characters written on them* Who wants to volunteer to spin the big wheel of colorful choosingness?

[Max452]

Tristan: What?! No I'm not! YOU were suppose to do it!!! YOUR name was suppose to be last!!! So YOU were suppose to get the guest!!!
*Points a figure at Daemon, but then realizes the camera is rolling. Gives a sheepish smile.*
Tristan: Um...we can go with the wheel thingy....so...who wants to do it!?
*Looks into the audience and is surprised to see multiple members from the cast.*
Tristan: Aren't you all suppose to be filming right now?

Einar: It's our lunch break.
*Einar takes a bite out of a sandwich*
Einar: We needed a place to eat while the cafeteria is being refurbished.

*Tristan gaps at Einar*
Tristan: Wha---what?!
*Turns to Daemon*
Tristan: They're using our studio as a cafeteria!!! Can they do that?

*Einar continues to munch on his food.*
Einar: Hey, can someone pass me the ketchup?

*Tristan fumes.*

[Tismri]

*Daemons stares at the studio/cafeteria*
Hey now! This is a very serious show!

*Marola is eating pizza* Marola: It's called the Blonde Buffoon and Izzy Jerk Show. How serious can it be? *passes Einar the ketchup*

Daemon: What?! That's not what it's called! Our boss is a traitor! Okay...*closes eyes and points to a random person. It's Tyr* You! You're the first guest on our show! Get over here!

[Max452]

Einar: Thanks Marola.
Einar grips the ketchup and begins to squirt it onto his french fries.

Tristan: This is very serious!!! and its not the Izzy the Jerk and Blonde Buffoon show!!!! Agh!!!

Tyr nearly drops his salad when Daemon points at him.
Tyr: Hey! Don't poke out like that! And can't you wait until I'm done eating!?!

Tristan: NO! Get over here!

Tyr grumbles something as Einar laughs in the background.

Tyr walks up on stage, with salad in hand.
Tyr: All right, whatcha want me to do?
Tyr takes a bite of his salad.

Tristan: I wan-- *A loud squirting sound*
Tristan glances around and sees Einar shaking the ketchup bottle.

Einar: Its not coming out!!
Einar looks frustrated, although, he finds his disruption entertaining as Tristan is fuming on stage.

Max comes in and sits down next to Einar.
Max: You're not doing it right. You got to tilt it a bit. See?
Max tilts the ketchup and it comes out. She then starts eating Einar's fries.
Einar: Hey!
Max: I paid for these, don't complain.
Max looks on stage.
Max: So, where's the comedy?

Tristan fumes and looks at Daemon for help.

[Tismri]

*Daemon starts randomly going out among the people who are eating, grabbing various condiments and food products. The end results are a twinkie, a large box of chocolate, a jar of pickles, and jar of mayo, a package of hot dogs, and three different kinds of cookies*
Daemon: Okay, what you've gotta do is in ten minutes make a delicious meal with all these things. Then Izzy here *pokes a thumb at Tristan* Has to eat it all.

Tenel Ka: Now this I've gotta see. Payback on you both for forgetting my birthday! *bites down on her Hot Pocket*

Daemon:...what?

Tenel Ka: They both forgot my birthday! Everyone did!

[Max452]

Various people scream at Daemon as he takes their food away.

Tyr stared at all the contents of food laid before him.
Tyr: You want me to make something out of all this junk food?
He looks at most of them in disgust.
Tyr: You can't make a proper meal with this!

Tristan gapes at Daemon: Why am I the one who has to eat it!? What's the matter? Afraid you'll ruin your complexion?!
He turns to look at Tenel Ka: How many times must we tell you: we didn't forget! Stigandr ate your cake and the set was overwhelmed!

Tyr: I refuse to make anything with all this nastiness! Do you know how disgusting this is? I mean, give me fish, chicken, basil, and lettuce and I can come up with a dish that will make you drool! But this!!!
*points at everything in disgust*
Tyr: You insult my culinary art.

Einar yells: Oh shut up and make something!!!
Various others yell: Yeah!!! Make something!
They begin to chant: Make something make something!

Tyr: I refuse.

Tristan whispers to Daemon: Maybe he needs more incentive?

[Tismri]

*Daemon thinks frantically for a few minutes*
Daemon: Think of it as a challenge, hmm? A test of your culinary ingenuity! Show us what a great cook you are! I've only heard of how great your food it, since I'm new here. I find myself doubting that you can make anything at all.

Marola: Oh yeah, you are the new guy, aren't you? I hope you're a klutz. That'll take all the attention away from me.

Daemon: What?! I'm not a klutz!

Diana: Yes you are! Remember that scene where you were riding on Serenity, and what happened after she landed? You weren't supposed to fall off! You looked like a total idiot! Serenity almost couldn't stop herself from laughing!

Daemon: Whatever! Let's just get on the the show! Hmm!!!

[✧♏arie✧]

waffles!

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[Max452]

Oh man! I remember this! lol

[Tismri]

Hahaha! We were sooooo hyper! Ah, good times, good times.

[Max452]

Most definitely!